He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
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I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
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i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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