A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
It's blow job season.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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