Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
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nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
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Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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