fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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