Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
my vag is so smooth its legendary
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
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You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
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i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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