my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
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