You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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