Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
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I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
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I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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