Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
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