i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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