Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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