Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
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I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
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I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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