She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
