i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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