if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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