we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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