I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
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I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
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That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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