I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
Randomize
