i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Farmville is her only friend.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
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