do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
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She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
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I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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