HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
That accounts for only three of the penises
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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