At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
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I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
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I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
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