he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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