If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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