plz talk dirty to me
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
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