A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Dicks are not precious.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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