and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
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