so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
