Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
i would one night stand the shit outta him
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HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
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You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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