But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
you would pick up someone in the library
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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