I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
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