Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
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She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
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Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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