i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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