I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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