we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
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like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
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We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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