what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
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I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
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I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
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