Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
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she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
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Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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