Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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