I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
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Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
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you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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