Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
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Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
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well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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