Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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