He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
