I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
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