it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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