sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
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