After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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