why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Randomize
