I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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