my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Well I just put wine in my tea
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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