He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
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By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
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But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
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