dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
