when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
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HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
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I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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