if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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